DO YOU SPEAK ARABIC??? Arabic to English translation please?

Can you translate the following from English to Arabic..i was it done by human translation so that way i know it will be accurate. This is very important news so make sure it is correct.



Here is what i want translated below:



"i have some news..i dont know if they are good or bad but i am scared to tell my mom yet because everything is happening so fast. i told my dad not to say anything yet and my cellphone isn't working. if you have time can you tell my mom if you can that when she comes to canada she will meet the girl that i will marry and yes by the way i met a girl ..she is pregnant and we are having a baby soon ...she will give birth on august 14th.."DO YOU SPEAK ARABIC??? Arabic to English translation please?
i agree with Hamada ,, i'd prefer u don't tell ur mom , that would a very hard shock to her





anyways , here is my translation



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I know you're not asking for advice, but I'll give it anyways.



It's not a good idea to have someone else tell your mom this news. If you want a chance that your mom will be ok with all of this, then you need to show her you're a man by telling her yourself. You were man enough to get a girl pregnant, so please be man enough to tell your mom the truth yourself. Borrow someone's phone if yours is broken. There's no excuse not to tell your mom yourself.DO YOU SPEAK ARABIC??? Arabic to English translation please?
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Habibi... Umak rayah takhud laha sadmaah, mumken temawetha... Alaah yakoun fi 3awnahum wa ya7fathum min hadehee alfadee7a.
How would you read Arabic? Be careful the message may be mis interpretted.
I can't speak Arabic.
Is this a joke? Are you joking? you are aren't you?
GOOGLE sucks .
you have far worse problems than just needing a translator.

but goodluck!
in Egyptian Arabic:



3andi akhbar we7sha.. ma3rafsh law hiyya kwayessa wla we7sha, bas ana khayef a2ol li2ommi delwa2ti 3ashan kol 7aga 7asalet besor3a awi. Ana 2olt li2aboya may2olsh lsa may2olsh 7aga w mobily mish shaghal. Law 3andak wa2t momken te2ool li2ommi innaha lma tigi canada 7atshoof el bint elli 3awez atgawezha w aywa 3ala fekra, ana 2abelt bint.. heya 7amel w 7atewda3 2orayeb... 7atewled yoom 14 augustus.



(of course, this is a guy speaking).